Hello, I'm Horny Tee – Networking Edition

Icebreaker? More like bedbreaker.
Inspired by classic meet-and-greet name tags, the Hello, I’m Horny tee skips the small talk and gets straight to the point. Bold, cheeky, and just the right amount of unhinged, this shirt is your perfect +1 for sex-positive spaces, queer raves, dungeon nights… or brunch with your most open-minded friends.

This isn’t just a look — it’s a statement. And yes, consent is still part of the dress code.

📛 “Hello, I’m Horny” front graphic – high-contrast and high-tension
🖤 100% cotton – soft on the skin, rough in the streets
👕 Unisex fit – flattering whether you're top, bottom, or chaotic switch
🔥 Slightly oversized – enough room to tease or take off easily

Perfect for when you’re horny and hilarious.
Wear with pride. Or just wear it until it’s time to take it off.